The former half.

*This statement pretty much applies to all forms of social media. On a daily basis, I check social media at odd hours and waste away minutes of my life, only to close these apps out of annoyance or frustration. What begins as harmless curiosity to the lives of others (possibly known as Facebook stalking) ends up as daily reminders of how much farther along everyone else is with life and adulthood in general. I love (word used loosely) seeing the 5-10 engagement photos per week with various "creative" angles of your engagement ring and/or significant other. Please tell me more about the new job you landed at a top tech company with all of its awesome perks. Show me pictures of the condo you just bought, as I sit here and realize that I can't even afford a property the size of my bathroom. Oh, you're procreating? That's great. "Engagement Season" PC: Redditor Moth_Ladder And what about those "bait-and-switch" articles that get me every ...

Referencing my other social media accounts: "Here's to 27: Here's to being selfish and (hopefully) following through with my life goals.  Here's to more laughter and good company that distracts me from checking my phone for 30+ mins." Cheers.